Merry Christmas Everyone (never been one for political correctness, so sue me...) I trust you have all your shopping done?
If you’re still looking for that perfect gift, look no further. Monday night we will have available for your shopping convenience tickets for Wit Pleasure’s Charter Party on January 18, 2009. Tickets are only $30 each (cash or cheque). If you would like additional tickets place your order in sooner than later as seating will be limited. Do you realize that if all members of our club purchased their own tickets, one additional ticket for their spouse or significant other THEN invited just one other couple to join them - we will have a packed house!
Remember, the price of admission includes an extravagant all you can eat lunch buffet, automatic entry into our draws for door prizes and live entertainment. This is just like being on a luxury Caribbean Cruise! Except for a couple of minor differences, that you wouldn’t even notice unless I pointed them out to you, you would have to step outside the club to realize you are not on the Tropic of Cancer. Really. Just like making out at your senior prom - this event only happens once. Oh sure, there will be other dances; other dates; other milestones in your life but, Come On! ‘Senior’ doesn’t make reference to a discount at Denny’s. It’s for the ones that survived. You are a survivor! For those of you who missed their senior prom, don’t miss this!
If you haven’t already, please pass on an invitation to your home clubs. We would really like to have all tickets accounted for by the end of this month. If you need New Years Eve to convince others to join you (maybe even pay for you) there could be a few tickets remaining but I can’t make any promises.
See you on Monday December 15 at 7:00pm at PetroCanada Building downtown.